The Apatosaurus was very cross,
as you'll notice - full of rage.
Stomped his feet down in a huff,
it was not 'bout his ancient age.
Really he just had a tiff,
he longed to one day procreate.
But all the ladies ran and hid,
in part because his massive weight.
He never had a lack of trying,
always tried to say hello.
Then off they went so hurriedly
why did he have to be so slow?
Really though, he was a clod,
a reason they would not succumb.
He bragged about himself a lot,
that dino was so very dumb.