Health Insurance Meeting

R.a.n.t. of week 01/13/13

My company recently had our annual health insurance meeting. At this meeting, we generally go over what has changed between this year and the previous year health insurance. If you are anything like me, the information can be a bit hard to digest at times. Lots of facts and figures are thrown our way and after a while, I'm like, 'HUH'? For an example, here's a paraphrased example of the conversation we had.

"Welcome to the health insurance meeting. Sorry we didn't bring any doughnuts or Suzie's cheesecakes, we didn't think anyone would be interested. There is some black coffee available, hope you don't like sugar or cream. Anyway, let's jump right into the meeting shall we?"

"As you'll notice in the packet we've made available, there are some major and minor changes to the health insurance that were really necessary this year. If you'll open the packet and take out the white noise form, located behind the white noise form, you'll notice the facts and figures of white noise for the year has white noise in the white noise with the necessary white noise. 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Thank you for your attention. See you next year."