Would you want a wooden nose?
Tell a lie, and then it grows.
Fresh baked cookies, you take a sniff.
Rewarded with a stale & wooden whiff.
To see you use a painted eye,
then ditch that annoying cricket spy.
Listen with elongated donkey ears,
from smoking cigars and drinking beers.
Inside a whale you take a look.
Dance a jig as the wires are shook.