Failed Book Titles

10.) A Pitcher in the Rye

9.) The Three Mouse-keters

8.) Alice - Through the Vanity Mirror

7.) Soylent People

6.) Moby Richard

5.) Frankenstein is NOT the Monster

4.) Little Hovel on the Prairie

3.) Anne of Brown Stables

2.) NASA 2042 - Probing Uranus

1.) Lord of the Blings

Failed Children Book Titles

10.) How to Buy Friends and Influence People With Money

9.) Chicken Poop For the Soul

8.) How to Eat Fried Germs

7.) James & the Giant Speech

6.) The Lion, The Witch & Walk-In Closet

5.) The Kraft Velvetan Rabbit

4.) Santiago Chicken Little

3.) Kidney Stone Soup

2.) Horton Takes a Poo

1.) The Little Engine That Thought he Could But Failed Miserably