At times I'm inspired to vocalize a rap,
it is accidental from a sudden coffee lap.
The words, gibberish, as a Dr. Seuss map,
yet exciting as Ackbar saying, "It's a trap!"
Quickly it's sung, in a rushed snap.
With the loss of the coffee for my yap.
Escape, if you must, through the cat flap.
Do not feel you need to clap.