Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Still More Haiku's

Brett Favre number four
A Minnesota Viking
Satan skates to work

I wish I could rhyme
It's hard as eating a lime
well, maybe next time.

My email has spam
Most in the form of a scam
You deserve KER-BLAM!!!!!

It makes me irate
angry people are angry
only all the time.

You can call me Al
But what would be the point then
I will not respond.

When people are dumb
they make me want to hit them
or become hermit.

I see dumb people
They think they are smart but no
They put others down.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Failed Book Titles

10.) A Pitcher in the Rye

9.) The Three Mouse-keters

8.) Alice - Through the Vanity Mirror

7.) Soylent People

6.) Moby Richard

5.) Frankenstein is NOT the Monster

4.) Little Hovel on the Prairie

3.) Anne of Brown Stables

2.) NASA 2042 - Probing Uranus

1.) Lord of the Blings